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10 Best Pickup Lines and 5 Worst Pickup Lines

10 Best Pickup Lines

10 BEST PICKUP LINES

Pickup lines are hit or miss, sometimes however they help to get the conversation started, or at least a reaction.

Here are ten pickup lines that may work, and also 5 pickup lines you probably shouldn’t try.

 

  1. “Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.”

This should probably at least get a smile and if not perhaps she lacks a sense of humor.

 

  1. “I don’t have a library card, do you mind if I check you out?”

Personally, I think this is borderline creeper material, unless of course you’re in a library, then it’s perfect.

 

  1. “[Extending hand] Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?”

That’s kinda sweet actually, may work on the nice type.

 

  1. “I think there’s something wrong with my eyes…I can’t take them off of you.”

Probably ok unless you’re that awkward staring serial killer type, then maybe not so good.

 

  1. “Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!”

What girl won’t like that? Even the stuck-up types should blush a little.

 

  1. “There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how good you look.”

That’s very sweet and sure to get the romantic to at least give you enough time for a drink.

 

  1. “You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.”

Nice touch. The anti-pickup line, pickup line. Pretty sure you’ll get a blush and a small giggle out of her too.

 

  1. “Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!”

Slightly cheesy in my opinion but hey, on the right type of girl with enough time at the bar in her evening, should work.

 

  1. “You shouldn’t wear makeup. It’s messing with perfection!”

That’s very flattering. Girls love to be flattered, this should worl perfectly.

 

  1. “Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!”

Who doesn’t like a little sense of humour in a pick-up line? This one is very cute and works nicely in her blind-spot.

 

5 WORST PICKUP LINES

 

  1. “The more I drink, the prettier you get.”

Fucking funny but probably get you a slap, unless she has a dark sense of homour, then it may get you more.

 

  1. “You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?”

Vomit.

 

  1. “Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?”

Brilliant. I actually think this might work in some bizarre way. The tough part I imagine would be saying it without laughing.

 

  1. “Did you fart, ’cause you just blew me away.”

Lovely, not sure insults are going to get you a sleepover experience.

 

  1. “Great legs, what time do they open?”

This is hit or miss depending on the bar, bloody funny though.

 

Do you have any great pickup lines to share?

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